Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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