Sry I called you an 8
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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