i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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