glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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