that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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