Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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