i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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