Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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