grandma shit on top of the toilet
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
im holly from the hills drunk
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Who died my cat blue again?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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