I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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