we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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