Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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