windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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