Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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