if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
it glows. i had to have it.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
