who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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