how hairy? two words: wookie tits
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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