do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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