Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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