Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Be still, my beating vagina.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
ok first of all what the fuck
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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