Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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