I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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