your room smells of hookers.
And success
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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