The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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