two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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