we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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