rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
