Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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