I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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