Non-Jews are for practice
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i dont even know how to be here
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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