i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Randomize
