Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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