if only i could text you this smell
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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