i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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