What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
