The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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