took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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