WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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