He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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