Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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