she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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