Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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