The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
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