I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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