Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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