butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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