got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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