He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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