i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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