There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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