Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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