i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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