But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Randomize
