I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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