...so i touched it.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
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